When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered.
you want to put the fun back in funeral
maybe even a pinata of a corpse and when you break it there’s only gummy worms :D